Vacation, Day 4, Part 2 - More Plans Awry

After spending several hours at the beach late Saturday afternoon with Diamondqueen and the Hooligans, with the smoky wind swirling and the waves the roughest we’d seen yet that week, I was ready for another meal like this one. We weren’t sure if the dining room downstairs would be crowded at that time on a Saturday night — Hooligans don’t wait well in line unless it’s for a ride at King’s Island — but we got them cleaned up anyhow and herded them toward the elevators.

As S.Hooligan passed me on the way out the door, she had a strange, upset look on her face. While we waited for the elevator, she burst into tears and said her stomach hurt. This happened just as the elevator doors were opening, so we all stepped in as we were asking, “What’s wrong? What’s wrong?” instead of waiting to see what was up with S.

We soon found out. Seconds before the elevator doors opened downstairs, S. vomited. I immediately grabbed her and scooted her out into the marble-floored foyer; I figured that might be easier to clean up than the carpet. Good thing, because S. cut loose again.

Diamondqueen, who was trying to hold the elevator so it wouldn’t return upstairs with a nasty surprise for someone, told J.Hooligan to go tell the guy at the desk that S. had thrown up. J. hesitated, then shook his head. “I’m too nervous,” he said, almost tearing up.

“Excuse me,” I yelled across the lobby. “My niece just threw up in the elevator!”

The desk guy looked at me quizzically. “Is she okay?”

“Yes,” I said, “but she made a mess in your elevator!” I guess we should have been grateful for his concern, but he didn’t quite get the point. Diamondqueen was still blocking the elevator door with her body and barring hotel guests from entering.

S. cried when we said we’d take her back upstairs. I said maybe if we waited she’d calm down and we could see how she really felt. We sat in the big lobby chairs as the desk guy commandeered the soiled elevator himself and a maintenance worker was summoned for clean-up. Finally S. admitted she wanted to go back up to the room. J. wanted to go with his sister and mother, so I said I’d go take a walk and meet them in the lobby later.

It was crowded and noisy out on the sidewalks, and I saw that most of the local eateries were geared more toward parading young adults, not families. And they were crowded besides. I was worried about S., so I returned to our hotel and went back to our room. As it happened, I rode up in the elevator S. had vomited in, and I was relieved to see that there was no evidence of the accident.

S. was a little subdued but happily watching TV with J. We gave up on dinner out and decided to indulge in room service. Unfortunately, the room service menu didn’t include the delicious shrimp and grouper I’d had the night before; however, they DID offer frozen margaritas! I settled for the fried shrimp. At least it would come with that spicy cocktail sauce.

By the time our food arrived 45 minutes later, S. had recovered and hungrily gobbled her fries and hot dog, and even had a piece of J.’s leftover chicken. After that we ventured out again to see how we could entertain ourselves on our last night in Virginia Beach. Both streets and sidewalks were jammed, and we saw some interesting sights. There were buskers playing a variety of music every block, which added a festive touch to the hubbub along the storefronts.

When I was out walking before dinner, I’d found a smashed penny machine in the fudge shop that offered shark pennies. J. had to have one, naturally. S. chose an angel penny, although she’s not really that familiar with the concept of angels. Diamondqueen, indulgent to the last, bought them still more souvenirs: acrylic shapes filled with colored liquid in which dolphins dove and tumbled. There was an arcade nearby, so we went in. The kids played a few games, but while J. was shooting dinosaurs in a Jurassic Park game, Diamondqueen sprung up and said, “Let’s go when he’s done.” The vibe of the place bothered her. It definitely wasn’t geared to young children. Fortunately, the Hooligans seemed content to leave. We stopped back at the fudge store for candy, then returned to the room to finish off the evening just as we had all the other nights that week — watching Indiana Jones on cable.

 

Vacation, Day 4, Part 1: Best Laid Plans for Breakfast

It seemed so simple. Rather than go out and get our third consecutive breakfast buffet somewhere, why not get some Krispy Kreme donuts and bring them back to the room? There was a Haagen Dazs store right across the street from our hotel, and in the window was a neon sign advertising Krispy Kreme. We all love Krispy Kreme, although J.Hooligan and Diamondqueen seemed particularly thrilled with this plan. I got dressed and headed downstairs for what I assumed would be a simple donut run.

The first thing I noticed was the smoky haze in the already hot mid-morning air. We’d heard about this possibility on the news the previous night: There were fires in North Carolina, and the wind would be blowing from the south on Saturday, carrying the smoke right up to where we were. Sure enough, smoke! It was an indication of what an uncomfortable day lay ahead (not to mention the temperature).

The real dash to my spirits came, though, when I approached the Haagen Dazs store — they weren’t open. Who the hell advertises Krispy Kreme donuts and isn’t open in the morning to make them available for breakfast (and a late breakfast at that)? I debated whether to go back to the room right away. Instead, I turned north up the avenue and started scoping out other options.

After three blocks I’d found several big souvenir shops, a fudge shop, a restaurant I thought might be a possibility for dinner until I saw a sign for pole dancing contests on Wednesday nights. And there were two informal eateries with, of course, breakfast buffets.

Still hopeful, I turned my feet back toward the hotel but peered through the smoky air to see if the Haagen Dazs store had opened yet. It had! I hurried inside, scuttled back to the Krispy Kreme display, and it was empty. Empty. What the…

Resigned, I returned to the hotel room. The Hooligans and Diamondqueen looked up hopefully, until I announced, “I am SO friggin’ mad…”

We decided to head down the street to one of the breakfast buffets. J.Hooligan was crushed; he’d had his mouth all set for Krispy Kreme chocolate donuts. We dangled the promise of souvenir shopping to get the kids to move down the street through the thick air.

The breakfast buffet was fine. Both kids stuffed themselves with bacon. S.Hooligan fancied some little sugar cookies. I got some more good watermelon, and drank two iced teas and a glass of ice water, already dehydrated from walking in the heat. We found more stuff to buy at the shops, then looked around for a miniature golf course.

I knew there was one just around the corner from the hotel because I could see the big pirate’s ship from our fifth floor hall windows. On our way to the restaurant, though, we also saw something called Jungleland Golf. J. and S. seemed to find that name appealing, so we headed up to the next street.

It was blistering hot, even with the shade from the palm trees and the enormous animal figures. J.insisted on getting a bottle of soda before we even started. Diamondqueen couldn’t breathe because of the smoke. But we played all the holes, then went into the game room to cool off before returning to the hotel. “Ah, a cool, dark game room is so refreshing after a hot golf course,” J. sighed.

He and S. played some arcade games. They both seemed most interested in one that spit out small colored rubber balls after the balls went through an elaborate obstacle course. At least they got something for the money. These machines didn’t even spit out tickets to exchange for little pieces of junk like most arcades.

When we got back to the hotel room, everyone collapsed, even the kids. And they were content to watch TV and let the beach wait, which was a big relief to Diamondqueen and me. We crawled between the sandy sheets and took naps and didn’t even worry about what the Hooligans might be doing with their chips and candy.  

Vacation, Day 3, Part 3 - Hippos on the Boardwalk

After our dinner in the hotel restaurant, Diamondqueen, the Hooligans, and I went out for a stroll on the boardwalk. Naturally, we had to take the two hippos with us. After all, they’d come with all their beach gear and were ready for a good time.

J.Hooligan dressed Harold the Hippo in his shades and muscle tee. Since the boardwalk was as crowded as a state fair midway, we went aside on the brick walkway of the old Coast Guard Station so Harold could surf unperturbed. J.Hooligan looked on proudly.

S.Hooligan’s hippo wore her new bikini. (I’ve lost track of the  hippo’s name now. At first it was Nancy. Then it was Zoey, and possibly Lily. S. is fond of naming things Zoey and Lily, including one troublesome imaginary friend.) S. agreed the hippo could pose splendidly on the Coast Guard long boat.

Finally, I got the Hooligans and hippos and Diamondqueen to pose around the big anchor near the amphitheater. Friday night in Virginia Beach on the boardwalk — those hippos know how to live!

 

 

 

 

Vacation, Day3, Part 2 - Frozen Margaritas

Somehow we’d developed the habit of skipping lunch during the trip (the kids were always snacking in the hotel room, and eating a big breakfast late kept Diamondqueen and me going). By Thursday evening, though, I wanted a real meal, preferably seafood.

The night before, S.Hooligan and I had walked two blocks down to McDonald’s and carted back sacks of burgers and Happy Meals to the hotel room. That morning we’d had the breakfast buffet, but now I was ready for something that involved a salad and an entree.

After we’d rested from our hours at the beach, everyone cleaned up and we went down to the hotel restaurant. Our “window table” turned out to be a half table against against the wall of windows that faced the patio, so that we sat in a half circle and could all look out on the boardwalk and the beach.

We’d already placed our dinner orders when I glanced over the drink menu. Suddenly, I wanted something alcoholic. I have about eight drinks a year, usually a glass of wine with dinner or a Guinness. “If you get a frozen margarita with me, I’ll buy,” I offered Diamondqueen. She readily accepted, so when the waitress brought our soft drinks and iced tea, I added to our drink order.

Diamondqueen LOVES frozen margaritas. I’d never had one. I like regular margaritas well enough because I like licking at the salt on the rim of the cup. I wasn’t sure what to expect from a frozen one. To my surprise, it arrived in a thin plastic cup, like a beverage at a church festival. The salt on the rim was pretty skimpy, too. But my first sip was pure love. It was like a margarita ICEE! I was delighted, and compensated for the lack of rim salt by continually putting salt in my slush and mixing it in. (No, I really don’t have a big thing for salt. However, I do like it on watermelon and in margaritas.)

I personally enjoyed my grouper and peel-and-eat shrimp combo very much. As usual, S. had a hot dog (sans the bun) and a few french fries. Diamondqueen and J.Hooligan shared a steak. J. grazed through several pieces but wouldn’t touch anything else. In fact, he said he was “too full” and started in with his my-gag-reflex-has-just-been-triggered schtick, puffing out his cheeks as if he was about to blow. (He’s not kidding when he does this, although it is one of his little manipulations.)

 Since S.Hooligan was on the verge of finger painting everything with ketchup, among other hijinks (she especially likes to wipe her mouth on the back of my blouse), Diamondqueen decided to scoot the kids out to the van to bring in a few things she needed. That left me alone at the table with several fat, succulent shrimp and the nicely seasoned grouper. I’d long since sucked up the very last frosty bit of my margarita, so I made do with iced tea, nibbling at the remainder of my meal and enjoying a little solitude as the beach parade passed by outside. It was a lovely couple of minutes.

Vacation, Day 3, Part 1 - Souvenir Shops

We all slept in on Thursday morning, so we were more than ready for breakfast by the time we pulled ourselves together. I thought there must be plenty of eateries along Atlantic Avenue, so we herded the Hooligans into the elevator and out onto the streets of Virginia Beach.

We walked one block, then two, then three — there really weren’t many breakfast opportunities. Meanwhile, though, we were passing some enticing souvenir shops. Diamondqueen and I kept the kids moving by promising we’d be stopping in those stores on the way back from wherever we were trying to get to.

Finally I spotted a restaurant a block up and parallel to where we were walking. They even offered a breakfast buffet. J.Hooligan, of course, decided he didn’t like the restaurant on sight, and S.Hooligan spied a Pac-Man machine near the door as we walked in and became obsessed with the idea of getting to play. Diamondqueen filled both their plates with bacon (it’s scary how much those children love bacon) plus a few other tidbits, which got them contented enough for us to scarf down a decent breakfast ourselves. (J. threatened to revolt when I asked him to pass the salt shaker so I could salt my watermelon. The very idea made him ill. I told him to go under the table with S.Hooligan if he didn’t like it. It was wonderful watermelon.)

As promised, we souvenir shop-hopped our way back to the hotel. I LOVE souvenir shops. I adore souvenirs, period. I lived for whatever useless little trinket anyone would bring back for me from anywhere when I was a kid. As a teenager I started compulsively buying souvenir spoons wherever I went, even if I hadn’t left town. I got past that phase. Now I keep on the lookout for silver charms to commemorate my travels. However, quality ones don’t turn up in the really touristy areas (I find the best ones at airport shops), so I amuse myself by buying tacky stuff for other people, especially the kids. There was so much garish, kitschy stuff, I could hardly contain myself: baskets and bins of shells and starfish, bizarre fluid-filled acrylic knick-knacks in which tiny plastic dolphins floated about, bizarre figures assembled of tiny shells, and anything sea-themed you could imagine.

I arrived at the hotel laden with a box of salt water taffy, a scotty-shaped coffee mug for my mother, starfish for the Hooligans, a pair of flip-flops so I wouldn’t ruin my sandals in the sand, various glass novelties as gifts for people back home. I’d already paid for my purchases at one store when I spotted a shark’s tooth necklace. J.Hooligan adores sharks (his mother was buying him a shark-patterned beach towel), so I grabbed a necklace for him. I offered to get one for S.Hooligan as well, but she’d spied a Dora brush and said she’d MUCH rather have that, so I had that in my sack as well. S. brushed and brushed her hair and swore the brush made her hair “longer.” J. put on the necklace immediately and looked like a genuine surfer dude. To my surprise, he wore the necklace constantly the rest of the trip.

In the afternoon, slathered with sunscreen, we made our way back down to the beach for a couple of hours. The waves were still pretty knockabout, although I found I could ride them out just fine once I got a little farther out from shore. (At 4′11″, I get in over my head pretty quickly.) I kept trying to guide J.Hooligan out there with me; but every time he made some progress, a wave would chase him back up to dry sand. After awhile I gave up and just enjoyed bobbing in the rolling water.

S.Hooligan again absorbed herself in the sand, both wet and dry, while Diamondqueen sat so the waves would wash up around her. I joined her off and on, and we both discovered something amazing about our bathing suits when we were back in the hotel room: The hems were crammed with sand. I was wondering why I’d never noticed the micro-beads in the hem of my skirt when I remembered my suit didn’t have a stiff, heavy hem when I bought it. I wound up snipping the hem open with my embroidery scissors so I wouldn’t be weighed down the next time I took a dip.

In addition to her hem, Diamondqueen’s suit in general gathered astonishing quantities of sand in all kinds of secret little places. When she was undressing in the bathroom, several cups worth of brown sand spilled on the floor. I went in to shower and discovered small dunes all along the baseboard. I tried to clean it up, but after that sand seemed to be everywhere. I had gritty sheets for the rest of our visit.

 

Vacation, Day 2 — The Beach!

 

 

 

 

 

 

We had a long day of driving from Lexington across Virginia; but the scenery through the mountains was spectacular, and we broke for a stop at the outlet mall near Williamsburg.

I took the Hooligans with me so Diamondqueen could wander unprovoked through the offerings of the Dooney & Bourke shop. As a reward for them reasonably behaving themselves while I looked at the Villeroy & Boch store and the Fossil store, I took the Hooligans to the KB Toy outlet and let them each pick out something. S.Hooligan immediately chose a pink “princess” magic wand (the battery- operated kind that makes an annoying magical sound when a heart-shaped button is pushed, which made me regret that purchase in short order). J.Hooligan, who’d been emitting a teenager level of sarcasm and discontent since we’d left Ohio, stated he already had everything imaginable and wouldn’t be able to find anything in the store anyhow. He changed his tune when we uncovered a blow gun with suction cup-tipped foam darts. Here was something he’d NEVER had, and it was like the blow darts the natives used in Raiders of the Lost Ark. (Of course, J. also made me regret my purchase by spending the rest of our vacation using my torso for target practice.) 

When we approached the Dooney store, I motioned for the Hooligans to come peer in the front window with me. To my gratification, I spotted their mother with two Dooney bags in her possession. We went inside, where Diamondqueen asked which bag she should get. The one she was hesitating about was the one I thought was a no-brainer, so she purchased both purses. That alone made the trip a success (for Diamondqueen, anyhow).

Hot, tired, delayed by a long wait on the Chesapeake bridge, we finally rolled into Virginia Beach around 5:30 in the evening. Diamondqueen found an ideal parking space in the cramped hotel lot and vowed we would not be driving the van until we were packed to go home again.

A lot of our weariness lifted when we finally entered our room (see photo above). It was simple and attractive and had a killer view of the beach! Both Hooligans were thrilled and started stripping off their clothes before we’d gotten all the bags out of the van. Diamondqueen and I distracted them with Cartoon Network and Nickolodeon while we rested for awhile. At last, we slathered on the sunscreen and trudged down to the beach — and I do mean “trudge” as it was quite a hike across that sandy expanse.

The waves were a lot rougher than I remembered. J.Hooligan, who’s been swimming less than a year, was discouraged at first that he couldn’t scamper into the waves without being knocked flat and dunked. Eventually he adjusted and spent a lot of time with his Spiderman boogie board in hand as a kind of security blanket, wading up to his knees, then dashing back up the beach when a wave seemed too threatening. (A few times he disconsolately tossed the boogie board into the surf as though casting it to the angry sea gods; finally he realized we weren’t kidding when we said it was just going to wash up again.)

S.Hooligan squealed and ran around in the shallowest tide, but mostly contented herself with playing in the sand and picking up interesting bits of shells as they appeared.

I tired out first and went back to the hotel room. This gave me a jump on getting a shower, plus an opportunity to try to snap some pictures from the hotel balcony. I was even able to focus on Diamondqueen and the Hooligans in the distance enjoying their time by the sea. It was a very happy, successful first visit to the ocean for the kids — and I, and even Diamondqueen enjoyed it as well.

 

Vacation, Day One - West Virginia and Virginia

Yep, we got back from our trip on Monday–totally worn out but having had a great time. It’s taken me all week to recover (and to enhance the digital photos I took). Now I’m ready to relate a few of our adventures and to post an image or two.

We drove to Virginia via southern Ohio into West Virginia. We had a few route options, but I noticed one would take us right past Point Pleasant, West Virginia. That meant we could make a brief visit to the Mothman before continuing our journey.

In spring of 2007 I made a weekend trip with Diamondqueen and the Hooligans to Point Pleasant. We stayed in the old hotel, visited the Mothman Museum, contemplated the site of the Silver Bridge collapse (at least I did, since I remember vividly when it happened), and ventured out to some old bunkers near the dynamite factory where Mothman sightings had occurred. J.Hooligan was very big into Mothman at the time, and he was quite impressed with the entire experience. So, being in the vicinity, we just had to drop by and say hello. (Diamondqueen observed that the Mothman statue looks a lot like the 17-year cicadas that have been plaguing us in eastern Hamilton County for several weeks. I agree. I think it’s the bulging red eyes.)

Our drive was long but pretty through the mountains. We arrived in Lexington, Virginia early in the evening, but too late for any of the Civil War-related attractions I wouldn’t have minded revisiting (like the Lee Chapel or the VMI Museum). After a brief rest Diamondqueen and I did lure the kids back into the van with the promise of ice cream. First we took a drive around town (I love Lexington’s streets and old buildings), showing J.Hooligan the ruins of Liberaty Hall, the original school that predated Washington-Lee University. (J. has claimed to be interested in things from the Colonial period, but he was under-enthused by the ruins. “I’m not really into history,” he said later in the trip. “He used to be,” Diamondqueen groused.)

At the very least I wanted to take a walk through the old cemetery. I’m not a fan of Stonewall Jackson, but I like to stroll past his statue whenever I visit. Again, the Hooligans were unimpressed, partly because they don’t know anything about General Jackson and don’t want to learn. Diamondqueen and I found it amusing that someone had tossed lemons at the foot of the statue in tribute, even though the story about Stonewall Jackson sucking on lemons during battle is supposed to be apocryphal.

Here’s a photo of the Hooligans in front of the Stonewall Jackson statue. Note the condition of the fence. Also note that the Hooligans did NOT do the damage. Possibly a tree fell on it, since there was evidence nearby (toppled tombstones, a fresh stump, great quantities of sawdust). I couldn’t resist taking a picture of the lemons, too.

There were only two times the Hooligans appreciated our cemetery visit. Once was when we saw huge ravens swooping overhead. One perched on the bare limb of a tree, creating such an eerie image that Diamondqueen tried to snap a photo, but the big bird spread its huge inky wings and sailed away. The Hooligans seemed to appreciate the ravens, though.

The other time was when I spotted a 19th century tombstone with the family name of Bumpus*. “Sons of b#tches! Bumpuses!” I cried in my best imitation of the father from A Christmas Story. Both kids thought this was hilarious and demanded I do it over and over until I wanted to crawl under the sod with the Bumpus clan.

We did go for ice cream finally, at a Dairy Queen in a gas station across from our motel. It’s just as well I don’t do reviews of restaurants and such. I wouldn’t have been flinging many stars at this place. (A surly server, and my waffle sundae looked NOTHING like the one in the TV commercials!)

*With apologies to any member of the Bumpus family, in Lexington or anywhere else. I see from an 1860 census of Lexington that there were several Bumpus (or Bumpuss, Bumpass, or Bumpas) men in service during the Civil War.

 

Our bags are packed, we’re ready to go…

I don’t know about the rest of us, but the hippos and Dooney the Cheetah are decked out and counting the minutes until our trip to Virginia Beach. (You can’t really see it in the picture, but Dooney has the cutest little coconut shell bra.) They’ll be taking their surfboards, skateboards, and other fun-time gear as well. Too bad they can’t help load and unload the van.

Virginia, here we come! (By the way, that hideous green and white polka-dotted suitcase is NOT mine. It’s Diamondqueen’s.)

 

MyCraftivity Update - First Weeks of June

Things have been extremely demanding at work over the past couple of weeks, so blogging on all fronts has really taken a hit. In addition, I’m getting ready to go on vacation with the Hooligans later this week, so time is at a premium.

Even though I haven’t been able to build on my first My Needlework Journey post at MyCraftivity, I did put up a free cross stitch project last Monday. You can get the project here for about the next 24 hours; by this time tomorrow night, there should also be a new free project for June 9 available (even I don’t know yet what it is).

I’ll have plenty to report about the road trip with the Hooligans to Virginia (Lexington and Virginia Beach), with the hippos and Dooney the Cheetah in tow. (Wait until you see the cool gear they’ve gotten especially for the beach!) All coming after our June 16 return.

Altered Mother’s Day photo album: Emily (Creager) Conover

This page of the altered photo album I made for Mother’s Day 2007 features my great-great-grandmother Emily (Creager) Conover. She was married to William Henry Conover, son of James Conover, Civil War prisoner and possible victim of the Sultana explosion.

I thought of Emily Conover over the Memorial Day weekend. I think of her every Memorial Day because hers was one of the graves we always visited when I was a child.

Sometime in May (maybe it was on our holiday for the Ascension  — it always seemed to be on a weekday, but we weren’t out of school for the summer until early June), we’d have an outing to Warren County to visit the Morrow and Maineville cemeteries. These held the graves of Grandma’s and Great-Grandma’s people, including Great-Grandma’s mother, Emily Conover.

We usually had a picnic lunch somewhere (often at a roadside park near the bridge over Fosters; the park no longer exists). The party consisted of my mother, Grandma, Great-Grandma, me, and my brothers (Diamondqueen wasn’t to come for several years yet). On each of these outings, Great-Grandma told the story of her mother’s death and funeral.

The story she passed down was that her mother was very pregnant. The piano teacher had arrived for a home lesson, and Emily Conover didn’t want to be seen. So, the way Great-Grandma put it, she “climbed” out of a window and fell. Mom and I have wondered about that over the years. Maybe it was one of those very tall windows that open almost like a door. We can’t imagine a pregnant woman climbing out of a window, especially one who considered it inappropriate simply to be viewed by the piano teacher.

Whatever the case, Emily fell. She lost the baby and died herself. Great-Grandma said they buried her with the baby in her arms. I used to gaze at Emily’s grave feeling sad and a little haunted. It was a terrible, tragic story. A few years ago I found a death record for Emily Conover, and she did indeed die in childbirth. Whether a fall out a window was the cause wasn’t indicated.

Either going into or leaving Maineville, Great-Grandma would point out where her house had been at the time her mother died. We’d see a long avenue lined with trees leading to a two-story brick house. Great-Grandma was very young when her mother died, but one of her memories was of that long driveway being lined with carriages on the day of the funeral.

Maineville isn’t far from Loveland, so it’s easy to drop in on Maineville Cemetery. We have quite a few ancestors in the old section (more, in fact, than we realized when I was a kid, thanks to genealogical research). In the new section nearby, my stepfather is buried, and my mother will lie there one day as well (a LONG time from now, I hope). She thinks about Emily Conover, too, and says she likes the idea of her grave being within sight of Emily’s — that woman buried with her child in her arms, recalled by her elderly daughter, who lived so many more decades than her mother.